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queenofhetalia:

I didn’t wanna do my geo hw so I stitched this cracker to the arm of the couch

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shaughnessykeely:

PLEASE REPOST!!! THIS HORRIBLE PERSON stole our 10 month old French Bulldog, Chloe, last night from my work! I let her pet Chloe and she picked her up and ran out the door into a black car with no license plates and drove away. This was very obviously a planned robbery. Luckily for us, we have surveillance cameras. If any of my followers in Vancouver know of this young woman or have seen our precious Chloe, PLEAAAASE contact either @kyleboosh or myself AND/OR the Vancouver Police Department at 604-717-3321. We are so heartbroken and just want her back home safely! THANK-YOU!!!
#bringhomechloe #vancouver #littlebabychloe

shaughnessykeely:

PLEASE REPOST!!!
THIS HORRIBLE PERSON stole our 10 month old French Bulldog, Chloe, last night from my work! I let her pet Chloe and she picked her up and ran out the door into a black car with no license plates and drove away. This was very obviously a planned robbery. Luckily for us, we have surveillance cameras. If any of my followers in Vancouver know of this young woman or have seen our precious Chloe, PLEAAAASE contact either @kyleboosh or myself AND/OR the Vancouver Police Department at 604-717-3321. We are so heartbroken and just want her back home safely! THANK-YOU!!!

#bringhomechloe #vancouver
#littlebabychloe

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spideri:

literally all white people on tumblr

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octobootle:

when you think your cramps are finished but then

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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

NEIL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD 

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mew-in-the-tardis:

keystonestate-dudecore:

how-we-both-wondrously-perish:

221badwolfstreet:

aswimmersparadise:

Let me tell you something about today. Today was the hottest day of the year in New Jersey, I woke up sweating despite air conditioning because it was 95 degrees. Now, i did what any logical person would do and I put on my favorite pair of shorts so i wouldn’t be sweating throughout the day.

        Even in my shorts i was sweating my balls off but I went through half of my day as normal, no boys stared at my ass or tried to grope me in public yet when i went to the the cafeteria a teacher told me to go to the office because he finds my shorts inappropriate. I head down to the office to find a group of girls wearing shorts and skirts sitting in a small room in the office, we where all ordered to call our parents or to change into the clothes they had offered us from the school store. These items of clothing included sweatpants and a large heavy sweatshirt. I obviously refused to where those because it was 95 degrees and when you are sweating the key to cool down is NOT to put on more clothes. They told me I would have to stay in that room the whole day if it came down to it.

      I was able to leave the office when my friend gave me a pair of yoga pants. The man who made me go down to the office brought down several other girls as I was leaving, at this point they didn’t care how long the shorts where they just sent everyone who was wearing a pair down. They warned me that if I put my shorts back on they would right me up. 

     I put them back on anyway because just walking down the hallway in those yoga pants made me faint, dizzy,and extremely hot. Thats the main issue, it is hot enough for people to pass out in school but to the school system they would rather a girl suffer from a heat stroke then to have a boy become  turned on. My shorts don’t say “COme fuck me in the middle of class” they say,”Its warm out”

The sexualizing of innocent students is not okay

Risking students health is not okay

and tHE LACK OF FEMINISM IN THE SCHOOL SYSTEM WILL NEVER BE OKAY

Today was literally horrible

I hate our school so much

I can’t reblog this enough omg

That’s because New Jersey sucks

I also live in NJ and I heard this one girl was called for wearing something inappropriate, so she got a shirt at the school store. About a period later, she was called in again about wearing an inappropriate shirt SHE GOT AT THE SCHOOL STORE.

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Bo Burnham on The Pete Holmes Show - 3/5/14

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colorfuloddity:

It’s like fuckingrecipes got their own cooking show.

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salparadice:

Joshua Dun: She’s a…….fort. [x]

if you don’t think they’re the cutest couple ever don’t talk to me

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jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

ghirahim:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

frostlands:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

how did jack frost handle feeling alone for three hundred years i can’t even handle it for three minutes

it’s called his hand

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i didnt zoom in on that pic and i thought it said “how do you think i make snow”

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